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Happy Monday!
Shannon Sharpe has settled his $50 million lawsuit with 19-year-old OnlyFans model Gabby Zuniga...
For $23 million...
Though, reportedly, he only made $22 million during his NFL career.
But that's okay because he still has that cushy job with ESPN!
OH WAIT!
He just got fired from ESPN...
But that's okay because he promised his three daughters that they could each have the most beautiful weddings ever!
That being a "Daddy's Girl" was worth anything that their hearts desired!
That he loved being a "Girl Dad," so it would be the honor of a lifetime to throw his daughters the lavish weddings of their dreams!
OH WAIT!
