How to Get a Black Guy in 60 Seconds!

Happy Tuesday, Coffee Talkies!
There's a text exchange that's currently going viral...
So, if you're looking to snag your BLACK KANG, then you should pull out a pen and notepad for this step-by-step tutorial!
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But there's only one teeny, tiny caveat...
YOU MUST BE A WHITE GAL!!!
*womp womp*
Sorry to you Black ladies who thought this was for you...
Because as you'll see below, this tutorial is MADE FOR WHITE GALS BY WHITE GALS!!!

This white gal is teaching all her white sistren the keys to snagging a BLACK NFL/NBA PLAYER...
And newsflash...
It does include getting him to despise you!
Now, truthfully, I'm not quite sure just how much more he needs to despise you than he already does...
I mean, any *thinking* Black woman already knows that Black men DO NOT truly love, honor, respect, and protect Black women, anyway...
So, in that respect, Becky is putting in more work than necessary!
But, at any rate, check out her step-by-step guide below... and then let's dissect and discuss...
Because, like... seriously, y'all...
How many more wake-up calls do Black women need?
How many more DECADES are y'all going to continue BEGGING & PLEADING for these black males to love you...
Accept you...
To be with you...
To be faithful to you...
To marry you...
To not just make you a "baby mama"...
When it's 1000% CLEAR (*pun intended*) that these dastardly black males REALLY DO PREFER WHITE GALS?!
Please don't fall for the okey doke that these dastardly black males are somehow HELPLESS VICTIMS who don't know that Becky is out to get them...
They are NOT victims!
They are EQUAL PARTNERS!!!
They've known all about Becky (and Miss Ann!) for CENTURIES, and nothing has changed!
Not even CASTRATION stopped y'alls BLACK KANGS from wanting to be in the bed of Miss Ann!
They wanted to be in bed with Miss Ann then...
And they want to be in bed with Becky now...
And Becky (just like Miss Ann!!!) knows that, too...
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